Isn't this special? A new guy has moved in down the block, and Lin Boyde welcomes him to the neighborhood by baking him an apple pie. Very nice. The kind of thing only a classy 60something like Lin (she's from Tempe, Arizona) would think of doing. But it turns out that he wants more than apple pie. He wants Lin's pussy pie! And Lin is quite willing to serve that up, too.

"I'm always ready for sex," Lin told us. "And I thinking fucking a new neighbor would be the perfect way to welcome him to the neighborhood."

Blow job, ball-sucking, pussy-fucking...it's all here! We have the feeling this guy's gonna love his new home.