"I'm a lady in the boardroom, a slut in the bedroom," said 50-year-old Chanel Carrera. "Isn't that what men want?"

Here, Chanel is a slut in her backyard garden and in the bedroom, which is definitely what we want. We don't know how Chanel makes things grow in the garden, but she definitely can make our cocks grow in the bedroom...or anywhere else.

Chanel was born in New York City, lives in Boston, Massachusetts and has our favorite marital status: divorced. That's code for, "horny as fucking hell." She lists one of her hobbies as, "going to swingers' parties in which I'm the centerpiece." But she says this is the most exciting thing she's ever done.

"Being 50 and still being able to turn men on and have them want to look at my pictures is the most exciting thing I could have ever imagined," she said. "Do you see how wet my pussy is? That's because the whole time, I couldn't stop thinking about all you horny guys at home looking at me while you have your cocks in your hands, stroking them and getting harder."

She must be clairvoyant.