Here it is, gentlemen: the long-awaited video of 75-year-old Sandra Ann in action.
"I'm the oldest!" she proudly said.
Sandra Ann is an amazing woman. She's into sex in public places. She once fucked a man while he was driving a motor home. She sat on his lap, and he looked over her shoulder as she grinded into his cock. And while her 75-year-old friends are sitting at home on the couch watching TV, Sandra Ann is doing her first porn scene. They think she's crazy. We think she's horny.
"I'm always looking," she said.