Lori Suarez, a first-timer from Miami, Florida, is one of those woman who has never asked her husband, "Does this dress make my ass look too big?" Because with Lori, the big ass is the whole point. The big ass--not to mention the Latina sluttiness--is what attracted us to her in the first place. And, no, the dress Lori is wearing in this video does not make her ass look too big. It makes her ass look huge. Because her ass is huge. Lori is sitting on the couch with Johnny. Lori is 50. Johnny is 25. That's right, half her age. They are members of a mutual admiration society.